zank zanka zank I AM ZANDER I AM REAL

i stole this template i did not make this i am a thief i steal from walmart and target i love shoplifting

i looooovee lots of things and theres a good chance theres so much shit ill just randomly bring up one time so if you wanna be my friend just go ahead and talk about random crap i love yapping you dont even know im like nern from lisa the painful (greaat game btw you should TOTALLY PLAY IT) cause some people hate him but lowkey hes a goated ass character and nobody gets it

since i stole this template im not too sure how the website will work, procede with a tad bit of caution

i like ultrakill and binding of isaac and left 4 dead and team fortress 2 and cruelty squad (ive known the game for 2 years from civvie, not pyro) and yomi hustle and roblox and and postal and halo and metal gear solid and terraria and hotline miami and fallout and lisa the painful and hylics and fear and hunger and helldivers and dying light and red vs blue and smiling friends and MUSIC!!!!!!!! i love music follow me on spotify stat website stuff

i HATE omori and coomers and annoying people and (obviously) racists and pedophiles and other weridos and legion fans and overwatch and league and nettspend and jerk music and majority of people on tiktok and the government and redditors and twitter and game nerds and big companys that are corrupt by giving money to politicans for lobbying